We used to bring the snow into the kitchen on our legs and she would rush round with a mop telling us that someone would break their neck on the wet floor. Now we bring the mud in the same way and she keeps making the floor wet with that mop of hers!
There is apparently no logic to the human mind but in her defence she does take us walks, play with us, teach us tricks and most importantly gives us our food so I'll learn to live with her strange ways.